Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I'M SORRY DEAR....

The man laid in his deathbed sweating profusely. His wife sat by his side and calmly held his hand.

He looked into eyes and said: "Sweetheart, I'm dying and I have to make a last confession. I have cheated on you numerous times. I had sex with all three of your sisters, your mother, your best friend, our neighbor and most of your cousins. I am truly sorry that I did these act."

His wife squeezed his hand and said" "I know dear....just relax and let the poison work."

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