The Ad

Once there was a pretty little lady who was looking for a man to take care of her for the rest of her life. She put an ad in the paper that said: "Looking for a man who will never run away, never beat me, and is good in bed." Her phone rang constantly but she never found the right guy. Then one day the doorbell rang and there was a guy with no legs and no arms. She looked at his missing arms and legs and then siad, "Well I can see you will never beat me or run away, but what makes you think that you are good in bed?" "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"