Drunk....

This man wakes up in an alley and on his dick he has a red ring and a black ring. So the next day he goes to the docotor and says doctor I woke up with these rings around my dick. Please can ya help me by telling me what they are. the doc looks at them. He then takes a sample and goes in the back room. he returns an hour later and he says. Well the red ring is lipstick. the man smiles with a manly smile. But the black ring i am affraid is Chewing tobacco.

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