A young man is walking down the street when he encounters an old man crying his heart out. The young man paused and told the old man that if the problem was money he was more than happy to give him a few dollars. The old man continued to sob and said no that was not the problem - he was a millionaire. Well, the young man said perhaps you need company. No, the old man said - he had two - 24 year old identical blonde beauty pagent winners as mistresses. Well, said the young man "What is your problem?" The old man sighed and said "I left my identification on the dresser this morning and I can't remember where I live...."

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