Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Penance....

a priest had to go serve a funeral but confession was at the same time.... so he found a janitor and said "Please go do confession" the janitor said he didnt know how. The priest said its easy just ask them the sin and look it up in the book and tell them what they have to do. So the first guy comes in and he said tell me your sins, the guy said I had anal sex.... the janitor couldnt find it in the book, so he ran out and found an altar boy and asked "What does the priest usually give for anal sex?" The boy said "3 Snickers, a coke, and not to tell my mom"

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