A son tells his father that he can no longer care for him and he needs to be in the care of a nursing home. His father is outraged at the idea, and at first refuses to think about it. But after awhile the old man gave in. The first night the geezer was in the old folks home, he got a hard-on. In an instant a young blonde nurse, runs in the room, and proceeds to give the fart a wonderful blow-job. Jubilant over what just happened, he called his son and explained his new found fortune. "That's great dad", the son responded.
The next day the father decides to take a walk. He no longer gets to the corner of his bed, when he falls. In rushes a big burly orderly that picks him up, throws him across the bed, and proceeds to butt-fuck the old man. The old man goes nuts and calls his son. He tells his son about the crazed orderly, and his son responds, "Dad, think about what you got last night with the gorgeous little blonde, sometimes you just have to take the bad with the good" The father replies, "You don't understand kid, I only get a hard-on once a month, but I fall three times a day!"

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