Monday, March 20, 2006

A Visit to the Doctor

A man was feeling very sick and told his wife she should accompany him to their Doctor. At the Doctor's office he took the man into the examination offer while his wife waited outside. About an hour later the man called to the women to come into his office and sent her husband into the waiting room "You know," the Doctor said, "Your husband is a very sick man. I wanted to tell you that unless you follow these suggestions he will soon die an excruciating death." "What do I need to do?", she asked. The Doctor said "You need to follow his every instruction, fix him whatever he wants to eat, have sex as often as he wants - whenever he wants. Under no circumstances should you argue with him or get him upset."

The wife thanked the Doctor and went into the waiting room where her husband asked "What did the Doctor say?" The wife replied "Your going to die!"

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